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The Cover up Cardinals

This infographic was designed for GetBulb in the build-up to the white smoke, using the Guardian Datablog as a starting point. Find the original post here. We were pleased to see Pope Francis wasn't on our naughty list!
Published on: Mar 4, 2016
Published in: News & Politics      
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Transcripts - The Cover up Cardinals

  • 1. LA PAPESSE 71 78 79 64 70 73 79 70 68 69 69 71 63 77 76 72 77 FACING CRITICISM FOR VATICAN LEAKS PROGRESSIVE MODERATE ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE OUTLOOK ODDS0% 100%#=AGE THE COVER-UP CARDINALS WEIRD POPEY SHIT PAPABILE TO PREVENT DISEASE CONTRACEPTION NEVER Data, where available, from The Guardian Datablog Pontifficator 2013; SNAP’S ‘dirty Dozen’, The Telegraph, March 2013; Paddy Power Pope Betting; oddschecker.com Source: bibliotecapleyades.net, UKTV SEDIA STERCORARIA CADAVER TRIAL PAPAL SHROOMS There used to use what can only be called a 'ball-fondling chair' with a special hole in it to verify that the pope is actually male. It's in the Vatican museum but they don't like to say what it's for. Pope Urban had the shortest ever reign. I imagine him dressed like Run DMC. Hundreds of years ago they put a pope's cadaver on trial for being a bad pope. They actually exhumed the pope! 16th Century Pope Clement VII was so fond of mushrooms that he made it illegal for anyone else to eat those growing in the Papal States, so that there would never be a shortage for his own table. He died in 1534 from eating a poisonous mushroom. In 2005 they raised the floor of the Sistine chapel to install 'internet jamming equipment' (what a technical term) so that crazy tech savvy cardinals couldn't leak any info via text or Twitter. Supposedly there was a female pope called Joan. Everyone thought she was John until she gave birth in the middle of a procession. (Guess that's why the chair was invented.) POPE URBAN

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