7 Ways to Improve the Placement Experience
- IIMB Creation
Photo booth installed
to capture joyous
moments right after
an offer is given.
#ThugLife
Suggestion #2
There are enough of
All The Bests and
Thank Yous going
around. People get
tired but don’t want
to be rude
Pr...
Suggestion #3
A scarecrow with
Sankarshan Basu’s
head will be placed
outside every
interview room with
the words for the
c...
Suggestion #4
GD Days are long
and tiring and
students complain of
insomnia. Hence
each student will be
given a bottle of ...
Suggestion #5
Candidates
will be
injected with
GPS tracking
devices to
ensure fool-
proof
tracking
40
candidates
found
smo...
Suggestion #6
In the common
pool, candidates
get bored. To get
rid of this
boredom,
Shridhar Vadde
would be
performing
sta...
Suggestion #7
Candidates
who don’t get
a GD
shortlist will
fight it out
in a boxing
ring and the
winner gets
the job
offer...
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Pretentious placement review

Comic Relief
Published on: Mar 4, 2016
Published in: Entertainment & Humor      
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Transcripts - Pretentious placement review

  • 1. 7 Ways to Improve the Placement Experience - IIMB Creation
  • 2. Photo booth installed to capture joyous moments right after an offer is given. #ThugLife
  • 3. Suggestion #2 There are enough of All The Bests and Thank Yous going around. People get tired but don’t want to be rude Presenting special IIMB Placement Tshirts* *Not made by Unmaad tshirt vendor ALL THE BEST THANK YOU
  • 4. Suggestion #3 A scarecrow with Sankarshan Basu’s head will be placed outside every interview room with the words for the company – “Tujhe haay lagegi agar tu mere 5 bacche nahi le gaya!!”
  • 5. Suggestion #4 GD Days are long and tiring and students complain of insomnia. Hence each student will be given a bottle of Old Monk as part of Placement Preparation Kit
  • 6. Suggestion #5 Candidates will be injected with GPS tracking devices to ensure fool- proof tracking 40 candidates found smoking by the side of the building
  • 7. Suggestion #6 In the common pool, candidates get bored. To get rid of this boredom, Shridhar Vadde would be performing stand-up after every 10 mins After hearing Vadde’s outstanding jokes P.S. Unlimited faasos for candidates in common pool irrespective of no. of shortlists P.P.S Classic Mild Kiosk
  • 8. Suggestion #7 Candidates who don’t get a GD shortlist will fight it out in a boxing ring and the winner gets the job offer Aircel candidate #1 Aircel candidate #2

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