Port Manteau (port-man-too) A silly word poem
I got lost in Port ManteauSo I read the signs and map.I sounded out each weird new wordBut what good would that do achap?M...
“What seems to be the matter dear?”Called the woman selling Foses.“Don’t you speak our language?”“No” I said “and should r...
“You’re not the first,” said the man and offered me a balloon.“You see, were proud Port Mantistsand mass up words to make ...
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Port Manteau

Published on: Mar 4, 2016
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Transcripts - Port Manteau

  • 1. Port Manteau (port-man-too) A silly word poem
  • 2. I got lost in Port ManteauSo I read the signs and map.I sounded out each weird new wordBut what good would that do achap?My guidebook said to be advisedThat visitors should be waryBut I did not take their good advice,Nor buy Port Manteau’s dictionary.
  • 3. “What seems to be the matter dear?”Called the woman selling Foses.“Don’t you speak our language?”“No” I said “and should return before the station closes!”
  • 4. “You’re not the first,” said the man and offered me a balloon.“You see, were proud Port Mantistsand mass up words to make them funner.It has us laughing all day long and keeps out all the borists!”

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